Monday, September 6, 2010

Some More Jokes


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave

Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.

Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumor.

Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.

Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.

21 comments:

livingwithcolitis said...

Lol i love these 1 liners~ more posts!

CrapfileYP said...

made me lol. some of these are pretty good. :)

Shiver said...

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.

lol'd

Ace said...

Love blonde jokes. lol.

Jared said...

lulz, good jokes bro.

AXIS said...

lol great jokes. now i have something to talk about in the office tomorrow.

dRockBlock said...

hahaha a few of those were pretty good!

Absurdly Sentenced said...

Funny jokes xD

polyesterr said...

rofl classic! gonna steal some of these and use them on my friends :P

David Davidson said...

These are terrible and I should feel terrible for smiling chuckling at them. XD

Number eight said...

The blowjob one is great. Stealing joke in process...

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stoneycase said...

the blonde owl one is pretty funny dude. i totally lol'd

Alex said...

blowjob literally xD

"you moron that's not a balloon!" most hot sex talk ever had xD

g3000 said...

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your PC
A: Some cheese has been left next to the mouse

Slumph said...

love blonde and women jokes ;D show me some love <3

Come At Me Bro said...

Sweet!

Swift Love said...

i lol'd

haybiebs said...

showin <3

SeXiDeCiMaL said...

Lmao nice, <3

Tino Celluloid said...

very funny :)

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