Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumor.
Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
Monday, September 6, 2010
Some More Jokes
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19 comments:
Lol i love these 1 liners~ more posts!
made me lol. some of these are pretty good. :)
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
lol'd
Love blonde jokes. lol.
lulz, good jokes bro.
lol great jokes. now i have something to talk about in the office tomorrow.
hahaha a few of those were pretty good!
Funny jokes xD
rofl classic! gonna steal some of these and use them on my friends :P
These are terrible and I should feel terrible for smiling chuckling at them. XD
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the blonde owl one is pretty funny dude. i totally lol'd
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your PC
A: Some cheese has been left next to the mouse
love blonde and women jokes ;D show me some love <3
Sweet!
i lol'd
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Lmao nice, <3
very funny :)
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